Allison: Emily, are you ever going to get a boyfriend?
Emily: Probably not. Why would I need one when I got you guys?
Allison: Well, if you are going to have 1,000 kids, you are going to need help taking care of them. That's why you need a boyfriend.
Emily: Oh, I get it. I will be married before I have kids, so still no need for a boyfriend.
Allison: When you get a boyfriend, we have to meet him and tell you if he is OK or not. AND he needs to act the way you want him to, or he doesn't get to be your boyfriend anymore.
Emily: Great idea!
Life is too easy when you are 6....
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